Bert is Evil

Collected here are documents and interviews that show that Bert is Evil. Many of these documents were submitted by anonymous sources who choose not to be revealed. All the files have been verified and cross-referenced with the FBI and other Intelligence Agencies.

The following files may contain graphic information, please proceed with caution.

Bert is Evil !
The Documents

interview with muppet spokesperson Kermit the Frog
interview with Best Buddy Ernie
interview with Elmo Monster
how Mr. Hooper really died
email correspondence between Bert and Jeffrey Dahmer

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